Be not one who may be called a leathern jerkin, crystal-button, not-pated, agate-ring... (shudder). Once things for certain: the Bard had a way with words. If you find yourself in a battle of wits, arm yourself! Procure a
Shakespearean Insults
zipper bag to hold your yellow stockings and hold your garters or hold your tongue.

Our zipper bag is a 5 x 9 fully-lined pouch with an inner card pocket and a 2 gusset so it stands at the ready!